ChurchofStan

Welcome to the Church of Stan. the leader in esoteric sciences

We believe in a lot of stuff at the Church of Stan and most of it is secret, most of it is harmful, and most of it will make you die.
But not all of it. And that's the stuff that is positive, uplifting and can save your life.

• We're not a cult. We don't have a commune, and you can't come and live with us.
• We don't want you to pray, to come to church, or to mock or kill non-believers.
• We do want you to buy our stuff (now). We want you to educate yourself and others. We want you to open your eyes to foundational esoteric text, the wonders of physics and the hope of alchemy and hyper-dimensional physics.

We want you to believe what we believe,
because we're right and because you're going to die.

Welcome to the Secret Teachings of Stan:
Church of Stan - Theosophic Curriculum:

Stuff We Believe: (required reading)	By Popular Demand: More Stuff We Believe: in the Church of Stan COMING SOON (stop bugging us, we're working on it)
............................................................ Rules of Life: (advanced philosophy)	............................................................ VALCHEMY: (foundational philosophy)

Devote T's:

ChurchofStan.com
because you're going to die

The International ChurchofStan.com
because you're going to die

Design Your Own
We Believe Devote T

As long as it's short and
we believe it - we'll print it!

Or choose from these favorites:

A woman's body is a temple
that should be prayed in often

I knelt before Stan,
and he blessed me all over

This isn't your reality,
which is good because it's fucked

We Believe: boyfriends get
unlimited boob access

Believe what we believe,
because we're right & you're going to die