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Stuff About the Church of Stan. the leader in esoteric sciences The Church of Stan was established in 2004 at the Consulate of Elders (around noon). It was decided that the Church of Stan and her important esoteric teachings were of such scope that they must be imparted to the world. The Great Grand Master, known only as "Stan", began publishing his divine insight and serves as the back-bone for our theosophic beliefs. These beliefs draw their connective truths from Quantum Physics, Hyper-dimensional Physics, Alchemy, esoteric text, ancient Sumerian text, astronomy, geology, a variety of exotic sciences and a wide range of prophesies and philosophies. ............. The Church of Stan maintains offices in Tennessee
and Florida The Church of Stan does not have a physical church. However, we are looking for an empty missile silo. That's much cooler, and would serve our proposes better. (maybe stick a Louvre style glass pyramid on top, that would totally rock)
For more information, please write to: The Church of Stan is a for profit company. ............. Time condenses now. We've grown much since our early inception. It is finally time for the great directive of the Church of Stan to be engaged and for us to reach the people who are meant to be reached. If you don't 'get' this site, it's not you. But people you know might get it, please pass it along. And since you're going to die, we wish you a pharmaceutically blissful demise. It's the least we can do. Yours in Stan, - Elder Dave |
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